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　　《幽默英文（套裝共5冊）》史上勁爆的英文幽默集萃，它提供貼心的服務，能隨時帶給你快樂，它是很好的藥，能治愈憂鬱；它是很多情的伴侶，能讓你感受不到寂寞。
　　能講笑話的人，都是智慧之人。會聽笑話的人，都是快樂的人。時不時地幽默一下，人生增加瞭許多諧趣。本書為渴望擁有陽光心情者選取當下流行的搞笑幽默短篇，涉及名人對話、人生感悟、青春愛情、職場江湖和創意思維等等方麵，堅持有趣，有啓發，經典原則，讓人笑不完樂不夠。
　　《幽默英文（套裝共5冊）》雙語幽默還能讓你在旅行、小憩、度假時掌握更多勁爆笑料，是朋友間很好的料理，是職場上潤滑的良劑。

　　高雅哲，《時文選粹》《智慧背囊》《精美散文詩》《掌控心魔》《預見力》等書主編，作品涉及時尚生活，勵誌及健康領域。

章　無敵腹黑
1 We Close at Te我們十點關門
2 Burglars Broke into the House 盜賊來
3 A Polite Horse 有禮貌的馬
4 Have the Money 緻富
5 The MaIs Looking for It 他正在找呢
6 Egges 雞蛋
7 Kept Coming Back 總是飛迴來
8 Good News and Bad News 好消息與壞消息
9 You Should Be Replaced 你應該被替換
10 How to Get a Seat by the Fire 怎樣在火爐旁找個好座位
11 It Hurts 疼
12 Is He Really Ill 他真病瞭嗎
13 Sharing othe Trai火車上的共享
14 Letter from A Fool 傻瓜來信
15 To Bury the Goldfish 埋金魚
16 Perfect Project 設計
17 Two Hundred Times 兩百遍
18 Who oearth Lost 到底誰輸瞭
19 The Eager Beaver 工作狂
20 Two Soldiers 兩個士兵
21 Fishing with a Mirror 用鏡子釣魚
22 A Large Hole 大水坑
23 A Shoebox 鞋盒
24 NASA Mars Missio國航局火星計劃
25 Two plus Two 二加二
26 Drunk Superma喝醉的超人
第二章　萌倒童年
1 Mother and So母與子
2 Why Is He Crying 他為什麼哭
3 Is It a Good Way 是好辦法嗎
4 Why Is Your Face So Red 你的臉為什麼那麼紅
5 A Clever Girl 聰明的小女孩
6 A Good Box of Matches 一盒好火柴
7 It Was Fine This Morning 今天早晨還好著呢
8 I Need His Football 我需要他的足球
9 What do They Eat 吃什麼
10 A Boy with a Big Head 大頭娃娃
11 A Good Boy 好孩子
12 Where Is the Father 爸爸在哪兒
13 I Just Showed Him 我隻是讓他看瞭看
14 List Your Sins 列齣你的過錯
15 God's Creations 上帝的創造
16 Pregnant 懷孕
17 Two Cents a Glass 兩分一杯
18 Little Rock Buys the Bread 小洛剋買麵包
19 The New Baby 新寶寶
20 AArtist's Daughter 畫傢的女兒
21 Lucky Mother 幸運的母親
22 Why Does It Raiothe Road Too 雨為什麼也要下在路上呢
23 She Wants to Keep Them 她想占有它們
24 Whose Baby Is It 誰的寶寶
25 Jesus Is ithe Bathroom 耶穌在衛生間裏
26 Big TroubIe 麻煩大瞭
第三章　名人趣談
1 Before the Foundering 沉船之前
2 Hat 帽子
3 There Isn't a Scar oYour Body 身上沒有疤
4 1+1=1 1+1=1
5 1 Make Way for a Fool 給傻瓜讓路
6 Wearing Glass 戴眼鏡
7 Autograph
8 You Have Already Beae a Great Ma你已經成瞭偉人
9 What Are You Really Thinking about 你在想什麼
10 You Should Pay Double Tuitio你應該付雙倍的學費
11 I Have Continually to Bow 不斷緻意
12 Stamp 郵票
13 Borrow a Book 藉書
14 Editor's Reply 編輯的答復
15 Worout Overcoat 愛因斯坦的破爛外套
16 He Bathes oBehalf of Me 他代我洗澡
17 Charming Girl 美女
18 A Strange Creature 奇怪的生物
19 A Humorist 一位幽默傢
20 'The Pope Is Never Wrong'Is Not True 教皇永無過錯
21 Elementary Knowledge 基礎知識
22 A Story of Jimmy Durante 杜蘭特的單口相聲
23 What Did He Eat 牛頓'吃飯'
第四章　狗血江湖
1 My First Operatio次手術
2 Bouncing Up and Dow上下跳動
3 Rules for Success 成功法則
4 You Were Flying Too Low 飛得太低瞭
5 Introductions 介紹
6 Got It Agai舊病復發
7 I Didn't 我沒打過
8 First Baby 胎
9 Computer Language 計算機語言
10 Experience 經驗
11 Do You Need Help 需要幫忙嗎
12 The Last Tooth 後一顆牙
13 Pregnant 懷孕
14 That Officer Was Not Popular 不受歡迎的長官
15 Surgeons 外科醫生
16 Is She Pregnant 她懷孕瞭
17 The Warm‐hearted Nurse 熱心的護士
18 Appeal 上訴
19 The Taxi Driver and the Priest 齣租車司機和牧師
20 A Brand‐new Brai全新大腦
21 Traffic Accident 交通事故
22 A Tough Marine Sergeant 粗魯的海軍中士
23 How Many CaBe Discharged 多少人能齣院
24 That's Your Worry 那是你的事
25 Post Haste 緊急郵遞
26 Old Fire Truck 舊消防車
27 A Smuggler 犯
28 Protect Himself 保護自己
29 Cover the Shadow with Sand 用沙子遮住影子
30 IPrisoVS at Work 監獄與單位
第五章　親密關係
1 I Was iLove and Didn't Notice It 戀愛中沒有注意到
2 I'm the Bridegroom's Mother 我是新郎的母親
3 Looking for a Husband 找個丈夫
4 Ithe Swimming Pool 在遊泳池裏
5 Marry 結婚
6 Be inside the Coat 我在外套裏
7 I'm Hooked oYou 我被你勾住瞭
8 Not My Daughter 不是我的女兒
9 Dating 約會
10 The Baby Will Just Like You Tomorrow 寶寶明天就像你瞭
11 Change 變化
12 We're Divorced 我們已經離婚瞭
13 The New Telephone Number 新號碼
14 It's Too Late 太晚瞭
15 Promise or Threat 承諾還是威脅
16 Some Conversations oMarried Life 婚姻百態
17 Thirty Years Younger ThaMe 比我年輕三十歲
18 He Asked Me First 他先嚮我索吻瞭
19 Birthday Rose 生日玫瑰
20 What Are You Going to Do This Evening 你今天晚上要乾什麼去
21 A Penny Pincher 守財奴
22 RejuvenatioPill 返老還童藥片
23 My Wife Makes All Small Decisions 小事老婆說瞭算
24 Twins 雙胞胎
25 I Had Him Buried Upside dow臉朝下埋的
26 Always Share 分享一切
27 The Perfect Husband 丈夫
第六章　強大腦
1 I Think That I Am a Bird 我認為自己是一隻鳥
2 Does He Bite 它咬人嗎
3 Put the Peach Back othe Tree 把桃子放迴樹上去
4 I Did Not 我纔沒有
5 Poisonous Snakes 毒蛇
6 Frog 青蛙
7 Pose for Pictures 拍照留念
8 Tell Horses Apart 區分馬
9 Space Race 太空競賽
10 Chewing Gum 口香糖
11 Small White Rabbit Fishing 小白兔釣魚
12 One for the Price of Two 一物二價
13 Flying Turtle 飛翔的海龜
14 The Ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
15 Special Kiss 特殊的親吻
16 Another Choice 另一個選擇
17 Eat，Coat 大衣，你吃吧
18 A Boring Ma無聊之人
19 He Was Only Wrong by Two 他的答案隻比正確答案差二
20 The Talking Frog 會講話的青蛙
21 Hot Air Balloo熱氣球
22 Fast Chicke跑得飛快的雞
23 Pay for the Mother 為'媽媽'埋單
24 Caught by Cannibals 被食人族抓住
25 Lioand Lady 獅子和女郎
26 A Fish Tale 一條魚的故事
27 Special Pig 神奇的豬
28 Who Had the Most Tragic Death 誰死得更慘
第七章　急中生智
1 Handsome Ma帥哥
2 Fat Maand ThiMa胖子和瘦子
3 Big Surprise 大吃一驚
4 CaNot Stop 無法停下來
5 The Best Stimulant 佳興奮劑
6 All Your Life 你的一生
7 Lawyer's Answer 律師的迴答
8 The Autograph
9 A Moro
10 A New Employee 新職員
11 It's Hard to Tell One from the Other 雙胞胎難辨
12 The 15th Vice President 第十五位副行長
13 Who Should Change 誰該換？
14 The Bill 賬單
15 To Take Love More Seriously thaFriendship 重色輕友
16 Distance 距離
17 I'm Calling to Report My Neighbor 檢舉揭發
18 Suitcase 手提箱
19 Perfect Match 絕配
20 What's oYour Back 你的背上放什麼東西
21 A New York Lawyer 一名紐約律師
22 The Cleverest So聰明的兒子
23 Don't Worry 不必擔心
24 The Servant's Ruse 僕人的詭計
25 A Rick Does Long Way 一招解決大問題

　　《幽默英文（套裝共5冊）》將國外名人搞笑，網絡火熱爆料，經典古今中外幽默一鍋端，迎閤讀者胃口，內容涉及麵廣。
　　雙語拓展瞭讀者群，吸引瞭很多正在學習並喜愛英文讀物的讀者。
　　選文精良，全方位發掘笑點，言簡意賅，與時俱進。
　　《幽默英文（套裝共5冊）》配以精彩的英文，使得讀者在娛樂中提高對英文口語的敏感度，使得這套書不但給讀者帶來瞭愉悅感，而且是學習英語的好材料。

　　章　無敵腹黑
　　1 We Close at Ten
　　Waitress,”shouted the impatient diner,“do I have to sit hereand starve all night ”
　　“No, sir, we close at teo’clock.”
　　我們十點關門
　　“服務員，”顧客不耐煩地喊道，“我必須整晚坐這兒挨餓嗎？”
　　“不，先生，我們十點關門。”
　　2 Burglars Broke into the House
　　Poet: Burglars broke into my house last night.
　　Friend: Yes What happened
　　Poet: They searched through every room, theleft a $10 bill onmy bureau.
　　盜賊來訪
　　詩人：“昨晚盜賊闖進瞭我的屋子。”
　　朋友：“是嗎？丟瞭什麼嗎？”
　　詩人：“他們翻遍瞭每個房間，然後在我的書桌上留下瞭一張10美元的鈔票。”
　　3 A Polite Horse
　　John: Tom, how was the horse‐riding yesterday
　　Tom: Not so bad. But my horse was too polite.
　　John: Too polite
　　Tom: Yes. Whewe came to a fence, he let me go first.
　　有禮貌的馬
　　約翰：湯姆，昨天騎馬騎得怎麼樣？
　　湯姆：不錯，但我的馬太有禮貌瞭。
　　約翰：太有禮貌瞭？
　　湯姆：是的。當我們要跨欄時，它讓我先過去瞭。
　　4 Have the Money
　　“How did you playour future？”
　　“I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience.”
　　“How did that help？”
　　“Now he has the experience and I have the money.”
　　緻富
　　“你是如何計劃未來的？”
　　“我成為一個富人的閤夥人。他有錢，我有經驗。”
　　“那如何發揮作用？”
　　“現在他有經驗，我有錢。”
　　5 The MaIs Looking for It
　　A little boy came home with a five‐dollar bill and said he found it.
　　“Are you sure it was lost”asked his mother.
　　“Sure,I’m sure,”said the little boy,“I saw the malookingfor it. ”
　　他正在找呢
　　一個小男孩拿著一張5美元的鈔票迴到傢裏，他說是撿到的。
　　“你肯定這是彆人丟的嗎？”他媽媽問。
　　“當然，我確定，”小男孩說，“我看見那個人正在找呢。”
　　6 Egges
　　“How did you make your neighbor keep his hens ihis ow yard ”
　　“One night I hid five eggs under a bush imy garden, and next day I let him see me gather them. I wasn’t bothered after that. ”
　　雞蛋
　　“你是如何讓鄰居把他的母雞關在自傢院子的？”
　　“一天夜裏，我在花園的一簇灌木叢下藏瞭五隻雞蛋。第二天，我讓他看到我把那些雞蛋收瞭起來。從那以後，我就沒被打攪過。”
　　7 Kept Coming Back
　　At the insistence of a reporter, a wealthy mafinally decided toreveal the secret of success.“I first became rich by selling homing pigeons. ”he explained.
　　“Really”replied the amazed reporter,“How many did youstart with”
　　“Only one, ”the millionaire answered,“but he kept ing back.”總是飛迴來
　　在一位記者的堅持下，一名富翁終決定透露他成功的秘密。“我起先是以賣信鴿發傢的。”他解釋說。
　　“真的嗎？”記者驚訝地反問道，“一開始你有多少隻？”
　　“隻有一隻，”百萬富翁迴答說，“但它總是飛迴來。”
　　8 Good News and Bad News
　　Aartist asked the gallery owner if anyone had showinterest ihis paintings.
　　“I’ve got good news and bad news. ”he said,“The good news is that some guy inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate ivalue after you died. WheI told him it would, hebought all 12 of your paintings.”
　　“And the bad news”
　　“The guy was your doctor.”
　　好消息與壞消息
　　一位畫傢嚮美術館老闆打聽是否有人對他的畫感興趣。
　　“有好消息，也有壞消息。”他說，“好消息是有人詢問你的作品在你死後會不會升值。我告訴他會的，他就把你的十二幅畫全買走瞭。”
　　“那壞消息呢？”
　　“那傢夥是你的醫生。”
　　……